Unrivalled Book Tour – Extract

Heartbreaker

So you know that beautiful, truly sensitive soul* we all fell for in last month’s ten-hankie weeper? Turns out, he’s an idiot. I know, I’m just as shocked as you. At this very moment I’m ripping his posters off my bedroom walls, and when I’m done burning the pillowcase with his face on it, I’m changing my Twitter icon back to a pic of my cat. Maybe after reading this, you’ll consider doing the same.

In a recent interview with a splashy mag this blogger j’adores, this is how Prince not-so Charming described his idea of the perfect girl:

“A girl who will watch you play video games for four hours, and then have incredible sex with you—that’s the girl you should date.”

For those of you thrilled to just sit back and watch while your boy fiddles with his joy stick for hours on end, I’ve got just the guy for you!

For the rest of us with a brain, standards, and a desire to play our own game, let’s all take a vow to stop making dumb people famous, k?

*The first ten peeps who correctly guess the name of this week’s horny but clueless celubutard wins a place on the guest list at Jewel this coming weekend. Spill it in the comments!